You know, I think I understand what you’re like now. You’re very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you’re beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you’re you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you’re not very interesting. You’re rude, you’re hostile, you’re sullen, you’re withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you’re beautiful. Ironic, isn’t it? In an odd way you’re your own problem.
“I need to behave in a way and handle myself in a way that will cause people to take me seriously, you can be sexy and be intelligent and be taken seriously.” - Megan Fox
Just take her seriously, everyone! She’s ~sexy~ AND intelligent! -__-
Just in case you weren’t convinced Megan Fox’s mouth is a never-ending faucet of WTF, here she is explaining to Teen Hollywood how she recently overcame her fear of flying:
“I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying because I know it wont crash if I’ve got Britney on.”
Let me get this straight: Megan Fox knows for a fact she won’t die listening to a Britney Spears album. Wow. So, remember when Michael Bay said he cast Megan in Transformers after videotaping her washing his Ferrari? I’m 90% certain that’s a cover story for finding her in an alley talking to a can of soup.
ewwww….. God!! I Hate Megan Fox!!! Her stupid fucking vampire movie: “i go both ways”…. are you serious?, hook up with Kanye West and you 2 can be fucking retarded and annoying together!!!! Why do people think shes so extraordinary??? no, really tell me.
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Well dear reader, to answer your question, we believe it has something to do with her acting chest and body.
But we agree, she and ‘Ye would be a well-suited couple. If both were infertile.
TotalFilm recently interviewed the actress and asked her how she would stop the villainous Megatron from demolishing the planet. Fox first said that she would “make a deal with him,” adding: “and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
