“I need to behave in a way and handle myself in a way that will cause people to take me seriously, you can be sexy and be intelligent and be taken seriously.” - Megan Fox

Just take her seriously, everyone! She’s ~sexy~ AND intelligent! -__-

I can’t do this anymore.

[reader submission]

“Don’t know who that is.”

- Rivers Cuomo’s answer to “Megan Fox” coming up during a game of Word Association.

“You want me to put a bag on my head while you’re doing an interview with Johnny so that I don’t distract him?”

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(via acewepeel)

“I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying because I know it wont crash if I’ve got Britney on.”

Let me get this straight: Megan Fox knows for a fact she won’t die listening to a Britney Spears album. Wow. So, remember when Michael Bay said he cast Megan in Transformers after videotaping her washing his Ferrari? I’m 90% certain that’s a cover story for finding her in an alley talking to a can of soup.

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Dear Fuckyoumeganfox,

ewwww….. God!! I Hate Megan Fox!!! Her stupid fucking vampire movie: “i go both ways”…. are you serious?, hook up with Kanye West and you 2 can be fucking retarded and annoying together!!!! Why do people think shes so extraordinary??? no, really tell me.

Signed,

Reader

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Well dear reader, to answer your question, we believe it has something to do with her acting chest and body.

But we agree, she and ‘Ye would be a well-suited couple. If both were infertile.

Sincerely,

Management

Submitted by merryjane:

TotalFilm recently interviewed the actress and asked her how she would stop the villainous Megatron from demolishing the planet. Fox first said that she would “make a deal with him,” adding: “and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”