February 2010
1 post
Megan Fox Will Kick You In The Boner →
drmambo:
You know, I think I understand what you’re like now. You’re very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you’re beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you’re you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you’re not very interesting. You’re rude, you’re hostile, you’re sullen, you’re withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that...
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
3 posts
Five Ways for Michael Bay to Kill Megan Fox in... →
[reader submission]
September 2009
11 posts
So excited for the season premiere of SNL even...
(via acewepeel)
Just in case you weren't convinced Megan Fox's...
“I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying...
Dear Fuckyoumeganfox,
ewwww….. God!! I Hate Megan Fox!!! Her stupid fucking vampire movie: “i go both ways”…. are you serious?, hook up with Kanye West and you 2 can be fucking retarded and annoying together!!!! Why do people think shes so extraordinary??? no, really tell me.
Signed,
Reader
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Well dear reader, to answer your question, we...
STFU you are trash!
Submitted by merryjane:
TotalFilm recently interviewed the actress and asked her how she would stop the villainous Megatron from demolishing the planet. Fox first said that she would “make a deal with him,” adding: “and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super...
“I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time.”
– Welp. I guess my only advice is, try not to google “fuck+you+megan+fox”.
“Megan Fox has all the natural soul-charisma of a porn star.”
– Hollywood Elsewhere’s review of Jennifer’s Body
Now, I know this is kind of long, but TRUST ME it’s definitely worth the read. It really sums up why I (and many many many others) are justified in our hatred of Megan Fox. She is a downright rude person, and if what you are about to read doesn’t make you angry you need to unfollow this blog because you’re in the wrong place. I’ve bolded the parts that pissed me off the...
Nice unibrow.
(reader submission)
“Michael Bay wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a...”
– “Hitler” is also the only reason you’re semi-famous, bitch. Don’t bite the hand that feeds your plastic surgery addiction.
“Megan Fox tells Wonderland magazine, “I basically read every book ever...”
– Megalomania? Narcissism? What a desperate plea for attention. Even if this is true, why would you go around telling everyone? Are you fucking joking? This is an insult to anyone with a legitimate diagnosed mental disorder. If you don’t shut the fuck up you’re about to be diagnosed with...
August 2009
4 posts
“I think it’s wonderful I’m viewed as a sex symbol. I didn’t decide I’m going to be an actress because I want to be respected for how I play chess. Part of Hollywood is being perceived as attractive.”
Sigh… so many points to address with this one.
Yes, Megan. I’m sure that most actresses whom were NOT driven by aspiration of becoming a sex symbol, were instead motivated by the desire...
July 2009
4 posts
Megan Fox 'snubs Bond Girl role' →
Why, you ask? “She’d rather be a more central part of the movie.”
Really? She “refused the offer because she wanted to have a bigger part in the film than simply playing the secret agent’s love interest”. Really? And what, pray tell, do you think qualifies you for a role larger than the girl who gets fucked by James Bond? Your role as Oscar nominated actress...
Announcement
You can now submit Megan Fox fuckery here rather than emailing me (for those of you who have emailed me, I’ve been super lazy I’ll queue them up this weekend I promise).
That’s all!
June 2009
14 posts
“I think [Diablo Cody] is great. It’s like she’s a postmodern feminist or...”
– Megan Fox, in today’s Metro (translated from Dutch back to English).
What does that even mean?
(via haguenite)
That reads like Ms. Fox’s personal Mad Lib.
(via rosasparks)
Stupid stupid stupid.
“Look, are you aware of who ‘FHM’ magazine voted the Sexiest Woman...”
– - Screamed at a fan who mistook her for Jolie at a bar in Vancouver, May 2008
source
I cannot formulate sentences right now…what a cunt.
Thanks for the quote, Tania!
From the IMDb: It's just precious that Megan Fox... →
themattsmith:
doctornecessiter:
“Transformers wasn’t sexy Megan Fox’s first experience of working with movie mogul Michael Bay - she was an extra in his Bad Boys sequel.
The actress was just 15 when she landed a role as a ‘club kid’ in the Will Smith film, and had a great time dancing under a waterfall in a skimpy stars-and-stripes bikini and cowboy hat.
She tells Entertainment Weekly...
Oh gross, Megan Fox has a toe thumb →
Thanks for the heads up, Madison
Megan Fox is basically just the Hollywood version...
katoleary:
And then your boyfriend thinks you’re totally misunderstanding her (and that she actually is bisexual, not just some phony looking for male attention). I hate her.
Megan Fox says she's a reformed "giant... →
avocadosalad:
“Really my only job is to look attractive,” Fox told the magazine. “I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months … Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds.”
I cannot wait for the day when her skin turns into a...
“If your idea of a role model is somebody who’s gonna preach to your kids that...”
– Megan Fox to London Times
Yeah because I really want my daughter looking up to someone who likens themselves to a prostitute and admits to being a nymphomaniac. Absolutely. While I’m at it I’ll hire Michael Jackson as a babysitter. Intelligent? Fighting for what you think is right? Your...
“There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to...”
– British GQ July 2009
HOW DARE YOU INSULT CUPCAKES AND RECEPTACLES YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes, we get paid to feign...”
– British GQ July 2009
Waaaahhhhh, life is just so hard isn’t it? No, you’re not a kind of prostitute…well maybe YOU are, but I digress…it’s called acting. You act. Actors are kind of like anything, because you’re paying them to be anything you want them to and...
May 2009
13 posts
Ewan McGregor FTW
Interviewer: Megan Fox reportedly said that you have a tattoo sleeve, is that true?
Ewan McGregor: No. I have a tattoo…but who’s Megan Fox?
Interviewer: She’s an actress who’s in Transformers. She was talking about getting a tattoo sleeve herself and she said that you had one.
Ewan McGregor: I have a large tattoo on my right arm…It’s about my family and where...
“i mean, i could see myself in a relationship with a girl — olivia wilde is so...”
– megan fox
she is the gift that keeps on giving…
(via folkinz)
JFChrist, this is honest to god something Mickey Rourke would say.
“I go to the set thinking I’m not going to have any female friends, because...”
– I have amazing friends and 90% of them are women. You’re just a giant self-absorbed bitch. News flash! Guys aren’t hanging out with you because your “personality is badass”, they’re hanging out with you and putting up with your scat talk because there’s a chance you’ll get really wasted...
“Bitchy girls tortured me in school. They’d say horrible things and throw...”
– Hahahaha I’m so sure that looking like this in high school was super tough. Thank god you managed to get through such a difficult and awkward period of acne and awful clothing…oh hang on, you looked exactly the same. Props for coming up with such an original story, though. I don’t...
“I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the...”
– -Megan Fox (via Esquire)
Megan Fox definitely falls into the category “should be seen, not heard”
(via avocadosalad)
Right, of course, because there’s so much pressure in society to be gay. Everywhere I go it’s like ‘WHY AREN’T YOU GAY?! HOMOSEXUALITY IS THE WAY TO GO,...
“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat...”
– GQ, October 2008
Sorry, I actually had to look this up to make sure this was real. Yes. Frighteningly real. All I can say is, presented without comment. Try-hard twat (couldn’t help it.)
“I wouldn’t regret [my “Brian” tattoo] if we weren’t together. I can...”
– Yeah because that’s not totally fucking insane.
“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing...”
– Megan Fox
Yeah you’re really not doing anything to quell my hatred for you, Megz. It’s just completely impossible for you to NOT come off as an ego-maniacal bitch, isn’t it? SAT words? Really? Fuck you.
(via sade)
“She’s lame, she flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I...”
– Megan to FHM magazine on why she won’t play Wonder Woman.
Are you fucking kidding me? Don’t get it, huh? Yeah, I mean why would you want to play a lame character in a summer blockbuster that would rocket you from B-list to A-list? So stupid, right? Oh…oh wait…you never had a...
“High School Musical is all about this group of boys who are all being molested...”
– Dear Megan Fox, stop doing retarded interviews in which you try way too hard to convey your alleged “dry, dirty, sarcastic humor.” Please just stick to photo shoots. (via insidethebox)