If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.
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GQ, October 2008 Sorry, I actually had to look this up to make sure this was real. Yes. Frighteningly real. All I can say is, presented without comment. Try-hard twat (couldn’t help it.) |
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