Fast forward to the year 2025. Megan Fox stumbles out of a LA bar at 2 in the morning. “Oh yeahhhhh, you hot bishes can’t get enough of me” she drunkenly slurs as the desperate paparazzi snap a few photos of her breast that has fallen out of her ill-fitting top. Ah how the mighty (slutty) have fallen.

Ok so this is actually Italian socialite Michaela Romanini.  She’s only 40. Megan take a look, this is your future.

Thanks for the pic, Alejandra!